Line Marne Ke Tarike

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Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jinme se 3 mazedar ye hain . . . . . . . .1. Pencil se 2. Pen se 3. Marker se Kabhi to sidha socha kar.

Biwi ko khush kaise rakhe

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Biwi ko khush kaise rakhe? Sabhi is baat se pareshan hai par baba 3G ne 3 khas tarike bataye hai jis se biwi khush rahti hai… 1- Roz uske saath karo, compromise. 2- Roz uske dono dabaao, per. 3- Roz apna khol k uske hatho me de do, purse.

Ek Mast Sa Question

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Question: “Aisa Kya Hai Jise Bina Hilaye Dulaye Upar-Niche Kiya Ja Sakta Hai?” . . . . . . . . Answer: “Taapmaan (Temperature)” Abe Hamesha Galat Hi Mat Socha Karo, Kabhi Kabhar Sharif Bhi Ban Jaana Chahiye.

Fouji Se Panga

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Police Wala Or Fauji Ek Saath Train Me Safar Kar Rahe The. Policewale Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Fauji Se Puchha Policewala: “Ap Chutti Pe Ja Rahe Hai?” Fauji: “Han Biwi Ki Delivery Hai, Isliye” Policewala: “Ohh Achha, Kitne Din Baad Ghar Ja Rahe Ho?” Fauji: “2 Saal Baad.” Policewala Uska Majaak Udate Hue: “Phir… Read more »

Today,s Kids

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Dad: “What’s Your Result?” Son: “I’ve Failed In Five Subjects” Dad: “From Now Onwards Don’t Call Me Dad” Son: “Oh Come On Dad, Its My School Test Not A DNA Test“.

Girlfriend Ke Saath Kya Kar Raha Tha

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Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Pankhe Ke Neeche, De Tacatac… Tacatac… De Tacatac… Tacatac… are Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi Har Joke ganda ho

Sale Kamine Log

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Ek Bar Jai Ne Rote Hue Apne Dost Niraj Ko Bataya Jai: “Yaar, Bus Mein Mera Kisi Ne Purse Chori Kar Liya” Niraj Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe, Tune Purse Rakha Kaha Tha?” Jai: “Pant Ki Piche Wali Jeb Mein” Niraj: “To Tujhe Pata Nahi Laga Kya?” Jai Rote Hue: “Ab Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki… Read more »

Yaar Ese Na Kar Chusne De

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Ladki: “Jaanu Mere Muh Mein Daalo, Main Choosungi” Ladka: “Nahi Nahi, Tum Kha Gayi To Main Kya Karunga?” Ladki: “Yaar Itne Kanjus Na Bano, Tum Doosri Ice cream Le Lena“