Lady Ko Uska Pati Mc.Donalds Le Ja Raha

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ek pregnent lady ko uska pati mc.donalds le ja raha tha tabhi saath wale ne pucha bhai hospital ki jagah ise mc.donalds kyo le jaa raha hai. pati bola able waha se free home delevery hoti hai.

Arz Kiya Hai

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Arz kiya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi, Aur phool khilne se pehle….. …. bakri kha gayi

Titanic Doob Riha Si

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Titanic doob riha si, ik gore ne Sardar nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h? Sardar 1 km. Gora: kehdi side? Sardar :niche di side.

THIS IS A CLASSIC

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THIS IS A CLASSIC :: Sonu ne facebook pe apna account banaya aur apni WALL pe likha : “Yaha thukna mana hai”.

700 Kiraya Hoga

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Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga. Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai. Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

Mein Tumhare Ishq Me

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Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya.

Degi Mirch Ka Tadka

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Masala pj: Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk, aisa bhadka…Wah Wah, Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk aisa bhadka, Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;)

After A Big Accident A Man Was Crying

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After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my lef hand? Sardar : Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

After Robbing The Bank

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After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u? Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai

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Angry Father to Son : Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? Son : (Neeche dekhte hue) No Papa… Father : Neeche mat dekho. Look at me.