Letter From Husband To Wife

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Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife Dear Sweetheart: I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen ==================================== His wife replied back after some days to her husband: Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details…. Read more »

Ma Bachungi Nahi Marr Jaongi

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Wife:  Ma bachungi nahi  Marr jaongi… Husband   : Mein bhi Marr jaonga! Wife :  Mein to Bimaar hoon is leya marr jaungi  tum kyon marogae ? Husband :  Mein itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar sakta !

Budhi Ho Gayi Thi

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Ek bar patni ki mirtyu se pehle uske pati ne pucha. Pat i:bolo tumhari antim icha keya hai? Patni :mere marne ke bad meri sundar tasbir akhbar me chapne par mere age math  likhna. Pati :kiun? Patni : kiun ki log ye jan jayega ke me budhi ho gayi thi.

Nai Saree Hai

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Pati:-mani abhi saree ka fanda banakar faansi laga loonga. Patni:-kya gajab karte ho,nai saree hai.

Saali Behtar Hai

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Biwi aur saali main kon zyada achi hoti hai? Answer: Saali behtar hai. Kaash woh biwi ke bagair mil sakti.

Chand Sa Chehra To Dikaho

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Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko): Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho… Chehra dekte hi husband bola: Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai, tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai. Wife: Darlin nayi khojo se chand ka yahi roop samne aaya hai.