Aap Engineer Kaise Bane

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Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane? Jayanta : uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai. Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?

Itna Udhaas Kyu Baita Hai

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Bayanta : Jayanta, itna udhaas kyu baita hai? Jayanta : yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa Bayanta : kaise? Jayanta : India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya Bayanta : lekin 2000 kaise? Jayanta : aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala… Read more »

Tum Apni Limit Cross Kar Rahe Ho

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho. Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he? Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola? Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

After Marriage

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[after marriage] Jayanta -oye, bhabi ka kya nam hai? Bayanta -google kaur! Jayanta -aisa kyu? Bayanta  -sawal ek oucho jawab 10 milta hai.

Apna Treatment Karaunga

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Jayanta -agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge Bayanta -to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga..

Nusrsery Di Padhai Q Kar Riha H

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Jayanta : graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai? Bayanta : nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h? Jayanta : 2013 wich duniya khatam h…me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan.

Chabi To Mere Paas Hai

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Jayanta : Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai Bayanta : Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai.

Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi

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Jayanta :- Abe Bayanta tu yaha baitha hai… Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi???? Bayanta :- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi.

Kya Haal He

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Jayanta (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…?? Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai. Jayanta (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!