Mai Ja Raha Hu

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Lappu Chapp Se- Yaar I-m Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai Batao.. Chapp – Mai Ja Raha Hu…! Lappu – Are Jate Jate Matlab To Batake Ja..

Tum Esa Kyon Kar Rahe Ho

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Lappu Bar-Bar Cinema Ki Tickete Le raha Tha.. Tabhi Seller ne Kaha Tum Esa Kyon Kar Rahe Ho?? Lappu : Ek Idiot Darwaje Per Khara Hai Aur Bar Bar Meri Ticket Phar De Raha Hai..    

Chal Yaar Khaana Khaate Hain

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Lappu Aur Jeeto Ek Shadi Jaate Hain, Wahan DJ Par Gana Baj Raha Tha: Jisko Dance Nahin Karna Vo Jaa Ke Apni Bhains Charaye. Chappu Jeeto Se Kehta Hai: Oye Jeeto, Chal Yaar Khaana Khaate Hain.    

Kyunki Uske Paas ‘HAL’ Hota Hai

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Lappu : Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Ho Toh Kiske Paas Jaana Chahiye? Chappu : Kisaan Ke Paas! Lappu : Kyun? Chappu : Kyunki Uske Paas ‘HAL’ Hota Hai!    

Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns

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Lappu : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Lappu : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Daku. Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out Lappu : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!  

Cement Mein Jaan Hai

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Lappu : Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Chappu : Birla cement. Lappu : Kyun? Chappu : Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.    

Dhamake Ki Awaj

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Lappu (Chappu se): अरे तुमने सुना नहीं एक महिला आकाश में उड़ रहे वायुयान से नीचे गिर पड़ी । Chappu: हाँ हाँ धमाके की आवाज तो मैंने भी सुनी है । नहले पे दहला मारा ।      Dhamake Ki Awaj