How Old is ur father

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Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

Ek Moka Hame Bhi Do

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Teacher Ne Ek Din Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha Teacher: “Pappu Mera Doodh Nahi Peeta Hai, Is Sentence Mein Pappu Kya Hai?” Ek Shararti Bachha Utha Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: “Madam, Pappu To Chutiya Hai, Aap Ek Mauka Hame Do“.

Aap Kaise Bach Gaye

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School Me aag lag gayi.sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,lekin ek bacha udas tha. Sir :Tum kyu udas ho beta? Boy :Aap kaise bach gaye.

Main Apko Kaisa Lagta Hoon

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Bacha : Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss : soooo sweet Bacha : To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Gharkab Bhejun? Miss : wo kyun? Bacha : Thik h wo Humari Baat Karain … Miss : kya Bakwas hai? . . . Bacha : Tution parhney ke liye… Miss Aap bhi na… Read more »

1 Book + 1 Book

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Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book ? Student: 2 Books . Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books ? Student: 4 Books … Teacher: (now i’ll ask U a tough 1)! 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books ?? 😡 .. .. .. .. .. .. Student: ..LIBRARY..

Fees Maafi Ke Liye Application

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Fees maafi ke liye Application: Sir,mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 film dekhne me, 500 drink me, 500 ka girlfrind par fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar… Read more »

Bas Sirf Wahi Galat Hua Hai

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Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat… Read more »