Makhiyan Mar Rha Hon

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Saali to Jija: Kya kr rhy ho? Jija: Makhiyan mar rha hon Saali: kitni mari? Jija: 3 male or 2 female Saali: Kse malom? Jija: 3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se

what Is Offer And Loafer

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Saali(Jeeja Se): Jeeja Ji, Offer Aur Loafer Main Kya Antar Hota Hai? Jeeja: Agar Tum Mujhe Raat Ke Kiye Invite Karo Toh Offer, Agar Main Tumhe Raat Ke Liye Offer Karu To Loafer

Us Main FM Bhi h

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Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha: me to 1100 loongi. 2nd sali boli me to 2100 loongi. Dulhaa bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi h.

Jija Aur Sali Junge Me Akele

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Jija aur saali soonsaan jungle se ja rahe the. Sali : Jija ji kahi aap is mauke ka faida utha k mere saath zabardasti to nahi karenge? Jija: Dikhta nahi mere ek hath may Bakri aur Danda hai,aur doosre hath may murga, rassi aur balti hai.Mai kaise kuch kar sakta hoon. Sali: Kyo nahi kar… Read more »

Bada Ya Chota

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कोई भी आदमी छोटा बड़ा नहीं होता हैं। ⊥ ⊥ हाँ आदमी का छोटा बड़ा हो सकता है। पूज्य….. आसाराम बापू Bada Ya Chota

Sali Apne jija ke Sath

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Sali Apne jija ke Sath Ek Sali apne Jija ke sath train me ja rahi thi. Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, Ke, Achanak Jija ne puchha: “Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono “Miyan Biwi” Ki Tarah Guzaaren” Sali sharmate hue boli: “Ji…, jaise aap ki marzi” Jija:… Read more »

Thinking In Sister In Law

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Thinking In Sister In Law Jija Ke Baare Mei Modern Saali Ki Soch Shaadi Ke Kuchh Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aaya Use Dekhkar Sali Boli Saali – Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod. Maa Hairan Hote Hue Boli –  Beti Aisa Nahi Kahte. Beti – Chill Mom… Naya Zamana Hai ” Rishta Wahi Soch Nayee “… Read more »

Who made The Girl

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Who made The Girl लड़की को किसने बनाया: Jija Sali Funny Chutkule in Hindi जीजा: तुम लडकियां इतनी खूबसूरत क्यों हो? साली: क्यूंकि भगवान ने हमें अपने हाथों से बनाया है जीजा: ले, बोल तो ऐसे रही है जैसे हमें तो मजदूरों को ठेके पर दिया था………,             Who made… Read more »

The Most Famous Thing

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The Most Famous Thing जीजा: सालीजी आपके यहां की सबसे फेमस चीज कौन सी है? साली: जीजाजी, जो फेमस थी उसे तो आप ले गये……….             The Most Famous Thing