Thand Lag jaygi

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Barfili hawaon main jhil k kinare bethe RANJHA ko HEER ne kia kaha?? ? “ULLU K PATHE” HERO mat bn Sweater Pehen Le Sale Thand Lag jaygi.

Tumne Kutta Paal Liya

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PINKY: Ye Tumhe Kya Sujh Gaya Ki.. Tumne Kutta Paal Liya? PADOSAN:Taaki Logo Ko Pata Na Chal Sake Ki.. Kaun Bhauk Raha Hai.

T.V Aur Freez Kab Laoge

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ADVOCATE KI Biwi:Aap T.V aur Freez Kab Laoge? ADVOCATE:Court Me Talak Ka 1Case H Wo Solve Hote Hi Unka Ghar Ujdega aur T.V Freez Aa Jyega.

Asi Kithe Ja Rahe Ho

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Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h? sardar :lambi drive te. Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si! sardar  : mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h.

Khargosh Roj Lohaar Ki Dukan Pe Jata Aur Kehta

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Ek khargosh roj lohaar ki dukan pe jata aur kehta : GAAJAR hai? Lohar inkar kar deta. Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye. fir.. fir kya… Agle din Khargosh aaya aur bola… GAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA???

Singer Hi Mara Pada Hai

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise? Sala singer hi mara pada hai.

Sardar Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha

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Ek din Sardar jungle se gujar raha tha Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu. Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Aadat Bhi Bahut Milti Hai

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Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara… Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”