Itne Kam Marks

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Mayavati: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Mayavati ka Funny beta: Haan mami, chalo maine us kamine master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Who Are You

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Laloo dials a number. A girl receives the call. Funny Laloo: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Funny Laloo: Maine Patna phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Aap Peeke Gutter Mein Gir Gaye The

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Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.  

Koi Hint Do Na

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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari. Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?

Tarif Ke Alawa Kono Kaam Hi Nahi Hai

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Lalu : Ek Vidhwan Ne Kaha Ke Murakh Aadmi Ki Biwi Bahu Sunder Hoti Hai. Rabdi : Ab Rehne Bhi Dijiye Aap Ke Paas To Hamaar Tarif Ke Alawa Kono Kaam Hi Nahi Hai.

Bitwa E Ka Kart Ho

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Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha. Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho? Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Mere Sirr Pe Saman Gir Jaega

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Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi. Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega. Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

Bhaiswa Ko Kyun Layi Ho

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Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai.. Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ? Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

Lalu to Rabri

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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari. . . . . . . Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na… Read more »

Congress Party Zindabad Zindabad

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Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi ghar aaya to dekha Na Gas Na Aata Na Bijli Na Oil admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya. Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!